Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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