I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
we're making bets on your personal life
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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