He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Boobs are out for the taking
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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