# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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