omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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