Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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