so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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