Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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