The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
