i permit you to call me
Non-Jews are for practice
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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