i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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