i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I have aggressive nipples.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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