all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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