I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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