Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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