I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Randomize
