is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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