Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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