Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
