therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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