Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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