Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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