I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Randomize
