No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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