I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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