I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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