I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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