Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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