But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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