The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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