i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
that is very illegal...i love you.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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