Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
