at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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