i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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