Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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