stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Randomize
