Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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