names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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