I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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