How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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