What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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