you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
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