you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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