She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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