I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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