Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
