Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
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