I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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