You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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