i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
